Have you ever went around the internet and asked where you could get free "stuff"? Most of the time, all they will reply with is some stupid Get Paid To site or a Paid To Click site. These basically earn money from affiliates when the user completes a survey and then the site can afford to give prizes. This can take MONTHS  just to be able to get a free $10 giftcard or such.

This way, will not get the cops at your door in anyway. Basically Logitech is starting to hand there products out for free like candy. All you need, is some guts, a phone, and a BS story. First of all, write down what product you want. Go to logitech.com to find which product. In order to get it for free, it HAS to be under $75.00. Now right down everything (your details) on a piece of paper. Don't be afraid to tell them your real details, they ONLY use this to ship your item. If they asked for a callback # give them a real one. For a beginner, we are going to start off with something cheap and easy. Be patient, once your "trained" you will be able to start bringing in the expensive gaming products. So, lets start off with a LX3 Optical Mouse. It has a retail value of $24.99, write that down on a piece of paper. As you may be asked for how much you paid for it. Lets say, you got it 2 months ago. As if you said you got it only 30 days ago or less they will MAKE you return it to the local store. That is the other question they will ask.

Now for the story part, this is going to be a lie. Through the whole thing you are going to need to stay calm and act like your very upset and displeased. No agent likes to have a mad customer, so this will improve your chances of shipping the item to you. Our story, is going to be this. Once you call logitech at 646-454-3200 (I'm not sure that is tole free so be careful) follow the prompts. One of the first prompts is something like "Device Problems" or something. Choose that, then choose Windows. Then Control Devices. You will then be routed to an agent. For this tutorial, in order to get it replaced, something has to be wrong with it. Our problem is going to be that the first time you got the mouse that the scroll wheel felt loose, and a few weeks later it would turn on for a few seconds, then turn off for a minute or two. Then it would keep doing this. Tell them you have tried this on other computers, then say "Even on my old laptop with windows xp!" Act like your frustrated, when they say something like "So your mouse is turning on and off?" say "Yes, repeatedly, I dont know what in the world is going on, I cant even use my computer without it." Tell them you don't have a spare mouse, and sometimes while he is talking sigh, as if you are mad. Don't yell at him, just make it sound like you are very upset.

If he transfers you, just tell the same story over. Now that the story is good, we have 3 more things. The only way we are going to be able to get our "broken" product sent back to us is if we have the PID (Product Identification) and the Model Number and Product Number. Where do you get these? Most people would make you pay, but I have a trick. Go make an account at THEBOTNET.COM and once joined. Click the "IRC CHAT" at the top. Your internet browser will ask you to use a program like mibbit, which is an online program. Click ok or whatever. Once your on mibbit, go to thebotnet chat. There should be a tab labeled THEBOTNET. Click it, once in the chat. Type this into the message box and hit enter,

!logipn [Number] [Product name]

You want to edit the NUMBER and PRODUCT NAME with the number of PIDS you want and the product name you want the PID for. You have to enter it like this,

!logipn 1 logitech LX3

!logipn is just the code to generate the PID.

!logipn 1 logitech LX3

This means you want (1) PID for the LX3.

!logipn 1 logitech LX3

This needs to go in EVERY single time you generate. It won't work if you dont put "logitech" in front of the model.

!logipn 1 logitech LX3

Thats the model, you don't have to write the full name. Just the model, for example, LX3, MK300, LX8, etc.

The chat bot will then give you the Model Number, Number Of Pids you requested, and Product Number. Copy these into a notepad file or just write them down. You will need this for the call to get your free stuff.

So now that you have all that, finally call logitech and follow all the steps that we discussed earlier. Eventually he will ask for a Model Number, PID, and Product Number. Tell him the MN, PN, and PID you generated. ONLY 1 OF EACH! Act confused, like you don't know what the model and product number and PID is. Ask him things like "Is this on the bottom of those mouse" then he will say yes. This tricks him into thinking you really have a broken mouse. Then say ok hold on, and hopefully you have a mouse around you that you can bang on the desk lightly, like your actually looking for the PID which is normally found on the bottom of the mouse. Tell him, oh ok there it is. Alright would you like it? He will tell you yes, what you are really going to tell him is the Model Number, PID, and Product Number you generated from the website I told you about earlier. Say them slowly so he understands, but by now he will most likely be convinced you actually have a broken mouse. This is a perfect plan, and now your good to go. Now from here, 2 things happen. You either will be asked for proof of purchase, which is a receipt. This is what you tell him, act like you lost it "Ohh shoot.. ummm, I might still have the reciept, here let me go look real quick ok?" he will say yes, just set down the phone for 2-5 minutes and then act all frustrated and say something like "Sir, Im not finding it. I believe I threw it away." If you have a stubborn Representative that your talking to he may say that they need proof of purchase. Then sadly, just restart and recall logitech. TELL THEM A DIFFERANT EMAIL EVERYTIME YOU CALL AS THAT IS HOW THEY PULL UP YOUR PROFILE. Normally this wont happen. OR.. he should now tell you they can ship it, act amazed. Not to amazed but something like "Really?" in a confused voice, not an excited voice. "He will say they can, then ask for you info" Now say something like "Thank God" in a calm voice, then tell him all your info.

Well there you go, thank him. Tell him that you could barely use your computer, and that hes a lifesaver or something. Don't make it sound to fake. He will then most likely act happy and say it should arrive in 7-10 business days. He will also tell you a reference number that you should write down. Then he will say something like "Well there you go *your name here* were sorry about the inconvenience, have a great day bye" Say "Alright, bye"




Congrats, your free item is on its way. I know that was long, but once you master it you will be able to have your free item shipped from the call in only about 15 minutes of talking. Usually about half in hour for your first time.

Regards,
TechTalkTonight